It's not every day you get a call from Eddie Izzard.

It took every ounce of strength that I could summon not to burst out laughing at the slightest ''erm'', ''hmmmm'' and ''aaanywaaaay'' during our brief. I think I retained a slight bit of professional decorum but of course, I could be wrong.

Individually at With The Gods we've been fans since we were kids, and as the world knows this man does not do things by half measures, which is why we like to think he chose us.

And yes, the T-shirt comes covered in bees.